help! i dun wanna be nocturnal!

i nida twist mah odd sleeping habit back on track.

Anyway, i went to sgforums' featured topics to have a quick look to see if there's any interesting topic to feast my eyes upon. Not that i was in any mood for debates. They're beginning to bore me and i find more tranquility in being a bypasser. Nothing interesting from its headlines? Out i go. Not that i pop by there often anyway.

I came by this line and thought i must absolutely jot this down for sheer amusement and future reference:

If you can't stop seeing couplehood as the Holy Grail,
and as a result come across as a bumbling, maladjusted
desperado who hasn't been
weened, a mallet to the groin will do yourself
and society plenty of good.

I admire this quote not so much for its content as for its choice of words. Beautifully strung.


And this one's gorgeous too:

Demand only as much as you're willing to give. Don't expect an intelligent lass to entertain you if you can't move away from rambling about your gadgets. And if you want her to do you like a porn star, at least mow your lawn like one.

Obviously they're talking about a certain mankind, but had the same beautiful flow been applied to those biatches, I wouldn't have any hang up about them either.
Gawd... dun cha just love sarcastic insights? *lapping em all up*

Sometimes i wonder what good would it actually do to constantly put down the opposite sex? Men and women are made to be interdependent, not adversaries. Differences should be honored and celebrated. That is how jigsaw puzzles fit because they are different at strategically different points so that each piece complements one another.

That said however, i have no wish to meet any ungracious one similar to the categories mentioned in those quotes either!


i will only need to meet just one. goodness, would i be able to meet you?

Godspeed.

Good morning my friend. It's Saturday morning already. 6.11am. Wah.. =)